LICENSES By David Willems When I attempted to exchange my out-of-state driver's license for one in-of-state at the DMV, the woman behind the counter informed me that she would need to keep my out-of-state license and that I would have to wait for my in-of-state license in the mail. "And how long will the new license take to arrive?" I asked. "About three weeks," she responded. "And what about my drinking problem? How am I supposed to get into bars for three weeks?" I asked. She just stared at me, blank. "I suppose people make that kind of comment all the time, eh?" I suddenly realized. She nodded. "And it just isn't funny, is it?" I concluded. She nodded again. "Have a nice day," I tried to remedy. She stared, blankly. And I left.
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