HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEY WOULD RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE

By Adam Wade

Part 6: My Ten Favorite Places For a Date.

Note from Editor: Adam Wade's email inbox has been filled with notes from women wanting to get to know him ever since he started writing this strangely and widely popular column. He wanted to make this installment of his regular column a list of ten places that he would enjoy going on a date. After several weeks of internal meetings and debate with our shareholders, it's been decided that only four of the locales will be published here at the moment. All of us stuck behind closed doors in catered meetings and video-conferenced brain storming sessions agreed in the end that it is important Adam maintain a certain degree of his mystique...sixty percent of it, to be exact. On the other hand, Adam cracks pretty easily under pressure, and it you want to know the other six, chances are he would surrender them the moment you use the link at the bottom of this page to email him. And so, ladies, here you see forty percent of the man. It is more of a glimpse than most are ever given.

 

4) Family Birthday Parties. Yep, these can be a tad
boring, but when you show up with a pretty date...
everybody goes crazy. All of a sudden the relative
whose birthday it is has locked him or herself in the
bathroom because you and your little lady are getting
all the attention.

3) Your niece or nephew or baby cousin's sporting
event. Oh yeah, once again you take the attention
away from your (benchwarming) relative. Always show up
late so you can make that GRAND ENTRANCE... and walk
slow so everybody can check you and your hot date out.

2) The airport. I always wanted to be a
pilot. We'll spend two hours watching planes take
off and land. That sounds good to me. I used to take my
grandmother and great aunt for milkshakes then we'd go
watch the planes. FUN! SERIOUSLY!

1) Inexpensive Chinese Restaurant with Chinese Dynasty paintings on the walls along with statues and flowers/plants. Ideally, there's a real gong.

 

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