YUP, I STILL GOT IT ALRIGHT

By Harris Bloom

I was standing at the counter waiting for my double w/cheese, having finally made my way through snake-like line at Wendy's, when I glimpsed behind me to check out the rest of the lunch time scene.

Towards the end of the line, I noticed an extremely attractive twenty-something year old girl staring at me. I gazed at her for a few seconds and when I started to feel uncomfortable, I turned away.

A few seconds later, I stole another peek. She was talking to her friend. Her friend then looked directly at me. They both nodded their heads, smiling. I returned their smiles and faced the counter.

Yup, I still got it, I thought to myself. I hope my girlfriend, Bronwen, realizes what she's got. A catch like me doesn't come 'round every day No sirree! Who's da man! I'm da man, dat's who! I glanced behind the counter, wondering what's taking so long when I realized I was standing directly between the girls and the menu on the wall.

Thank God for Bronwen, I thought as I tightly gripped my paper bagged lunch and walked out.

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